The trials and tribulations of Prince Philip

The trials and tribulations of Prince Philip

Last Updated on Thursday, 01 October 2009 12:58
Thursday, 01 October 2009 12:17



As the rest of the world struggles with artificial pandemics, toxic injections, economic collapse as well as artifically created food shortages, wars and now a carbon "tax" imposed under the pretext of a fake global warming threat, let us spare a thought for Prince Philip.

Let us extend to him our warmest concern.

Prince "Goldilocks" Philip, kept in a life of luxury, with wine, women and song by the deep pockets of Rothschilds, is irritated.

He is so irritated by the fact there are too many supermarkets around.

He is in a huff because too many farmers who used to provide a decorous background to his partying lifestyle have had their livelihoods wrecked by the economic policies of his Rothschild friends in order to be able to afford to keep their farms and homes - so much in a huff that he has given an interview to the highbrow "Shooting Times" where the aged Prince Philip startles us with his towering intellect and sharp analysis of today's problems.

The Prince is so irritated indeed that the population of the UK is about 30 times more than it was under Elizabeth 1st (another branch of royalty not connected with the bloodless line of the Germanic Prince Philip) that he cannot finish his play, which would otherwise be as magnificent as Shakespeare. He cannot get the last chapter of his philosophy book with the scope of Plato completed because there are too many supermarkets and too many commuters around.

His plans to switch the UK to renewable energy have to be left in a drawer. He cannot even accomplish modest sporting goals, he is so irritated by all the people around him.

"There are now 60 million people living in this country and we are about the same land size as New Zealand -- this country had three million people in Elizabeth I's day" back in the 16th century, he says.

Yes, Philip, but you forget to mention another important difference, namely, the people of England in the 16th century had a Queen with brains and backbone, who did not scheme how to mass murder them in between a life of decadent pleasures paid for my bankers and Queen Elizabeth did not find her highest apsiration in coming back as a "virus" to kill a large chunk of humanity as you have said is your ambition.

What is the solution to depraved and decadent rulers who are kept there by the deep pockets of offshore bankers to ruin a country?

Revolution is the solution.



Prince Philip blasts supermarkets, second-home owners
Wed Sep 30, 6:18 AM

LONDON (AFP) - Prince Philip has taken a pot shot at supermarkets and second-home owners who he says are threatening the traditional village, in remarks published Wednesday.

In an interview with Shooting Times magazine, the notoriously straight-talking Duke of Edinburgh also blasted industrial farming methods, which produced cows with horns like a "hat-rack with an udder attached."

They also created the "bizarre" situation in which a bottle of milk costs less than a bottle of water, he said.

The 88-year-old husband of Queen Elizabeth II -- who has official residences in London, Windsor and Scotland as well as a vast portfolio of property -- lamented the demise of the quintessential English village.

"Villages used to have to be more or less self sufficient: they had a butcher, a baker, a shoemaker," he said. "Now that has all gone because of the way retailing is concentrated in big centres and multi-stores."

He complained that the huge increase in holiday home ownership, fuelled by a decade-long property and economic boom, at least until last year's global financial crisis, had changed the make-up of communities around the country.

"There has been a complete change in the population of the countryside," he added, quoted by the Daily Telegraph newspaper.

"The country villages have changed from the sense of being places where people who were associated with the countryside were living and now most of them are second homes occupied by commuters," he added.

Lamenting industrial agricultural methods, notably in dairy farming, he said: "They are constantly trying to produce cattle that will produce more milk and less cow -- like a hat-rack with an udder attached."

"They can?t really go on making such a travesty of an animal, there must be a limit to this. Even more ridiculous is the fact that milk is actually cheaper than bottled water. It seems quite bizarre to me."

Wading into the highly contentious issue of climate change, he stressed the impact of population increase on the production of greenhouse gases.

"People go on about this carbon footprint, but they fail to realise that the amount of carbon going into the atmosphere is entirely dependent on the number of people living on the earth," he said.

"There are now 60 million people living in this country and we are about the same land size as New Zealand -- this country had three million people in Elizabeth I's day" back in the 16th century, he added.